we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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