Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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