I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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