so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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