thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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