i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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