we made out on top of his cat.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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