She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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