You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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