how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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