I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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