Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
