there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I deserve this hangover.
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