Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Shame is for Republicans.
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