hotel room ftw
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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