I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize