Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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