woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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