Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Fuck me I smell like cheese
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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