Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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