so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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