what if I'm pregnant?
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So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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