Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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