Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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