please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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