There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
As shirtless as possible
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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