I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i think i have herpe
just one?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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