have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
you're hired as official boob wrangler
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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