no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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