She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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