Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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