Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
nutella sex= disaster
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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