does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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