idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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