I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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