god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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