dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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