Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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