so that wasnt chicken after all
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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