I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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