mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
