ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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