She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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