Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize