how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You dont lie about slip and slides
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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