So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm both gender and math confused
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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