What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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