I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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