butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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