I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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