I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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