I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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