We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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