Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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